PROVENANCE & PRECEDENT

The Records

Eight verifiable, structurally unprecedented claims. Each provable on-chain, auditable in code, and timestamped by IPFS CID and Polygon block number.

“THESE ARE NOT MARKETING STATEMENTS. THEY ARE ENGINEERING FACTS.”

BUILD PHASES

FOUNDATION

8

contracts

99

tests

THE VAULT

4

contracts

72

tests

GENESIS

1

contracts

37

tests

AWARDS + LP

2

contracts

63

tests

THE DOLLAR

1

contracts

27

tests

MICRO-VAULT

2

contracts

54

tests

18

CONTRACTS

352

TESTS

6

STANDARDS

0

FAILING

8 PROVENANCE CLAIMS

1

Smallest Complete Economy by Genesis Value

OneDollarNoiseCredit.sol
The One Dollar Noise Protocol is the smallest fully functional blockchain economy ever deployed, with a total genesis market capitalization of exactly $1.00 USD.

EVIDENCE

  • ▸MAX_SUPPLY = 1,000,000 tokens at 6 decimals
  • ▸LP pool: 500,000 ODNC paired with $0.50 USDC
  • ▸Implied unit price: $0.000001 per ODNC
  • ▸Total system value at genesis: $1.00

WHY IT'S UNPRECEDENTED

No token has ever been intentionally designed to be a complete, deflationary, LP-backed economy at exactly one dollar. The precision is the distinction.

2

Zero Admin Surface at Full Feature Depth

OneDollarNoiseCredit.sol
OneDollarNoiseCredit is a complete ERC-20 economy with automatic deflation, treasury capture, on-chain accounting, and live telemetry — with literally zero administrative functions.

EVIDENCE

  • ▸No Ownable inheritance — no owner() function exists
  • ▸No mint() — supply is fixed at constructor
  • ▸No pause() / unpause() — no Pausable inheritance
  • ▸No setExempt() — no exception mechanism
  • ▸No upgrade() — no proxy pattern
  • ▸Treasury address is immutable — set once, forever

WHY IT'S UNPRECEDENTED

Deflationary + admin-free + fully instrumented — at a $1.00 genesis cap has no precedent.

3

Conservation Law Explicitly Tested

OneDollarNoiseCredit.sol
The ODNP enforces and tests a mathematical conservation law: at any point in time, totalSupply() + totalBurned == MAX_SUPPLY.

EVIDENCE

  • ▸_update() override: burn → treasury → transfer, in that order
  • ▸Test: supply + burned == maxSupply (verified per-transfer)
  • ▸The blockchain equivalent of thermodynamics
  • ▸No energy is created or lost. The ledger is closed.

WHY IT'S UNPRECEDENTED

Most deflationary tokens track burns loosely. ODNP treats burn accounting as a conservation law.

4

Formal IP Provenance Archive

odnp/
The ODNP is the only known blockchain token to ship simultaneously with a complete intellectual property provenance package — white paper, defensive patent disclosure, trademark specification, and token spec — all pinned to IPFS.

EVIDENCE

  • ▸ODNP-Whitepaper.md — 11-section white paper
  • ▸ODNP-Prior-Art.md — 6-claim defensive patent disclosure
  • ▸ODNP-Trademark-Usage.md — 4 marks claimed
  • ▸ODNC-Spec.md — Full token specification
  • ▸honorary-noise-certificate.json — OpenSea-compatible NFT metadata

WHY IT'S UNPRECEDENTED

Tokens ship white papers. None ship a complete IP provenance archive at genesis, timestamped by content-addressed storage.

5

352 Tests Across 18 Contracts

test/
The All Couch No Cage ecosystem has 352 passing tests across 18 smart contracts, covering 6 token standards — making it one of the most thoroughly tested independent NFT/DeFi ecosystems ever built.

EVIDENCE

  • ▸npx hardhat test → 352 passing
  • ▸17 test files covering every contract
  • ▸Standards: ERC-721, ERC-6551, ERC-20, ERC-1155, ERC-2981, ERC-2612
  • ▸Conservation law, deflation math, immutability verification included
  • ▸The only test suite with sarcastic commentary in its descriptions

WHY IT'S UNPRECEDENTED

Sits in the top tier of test coverage for an independent project. Typical NFT projects ship 10-30 tests. ACNC ships 352.

6

Conceptual Finance as Deployed Infrastructure

OneDollarNoiseCredit.sol
The ODNP is the first known deployment of 'conceptual finance' — a financial system that functions as both a complete economy and a cultural statement, where the humor is structural rather than nominal.

EVIDENCE

  • ▸Pricing noise at exactly one dollar
  • ▸Removing all authority from the pricing mechanism
  • ▸Proving the price with live liquidity
  • ▸Archiving the proof with formal IP documentation
  • ▸Testing the conservation law in a CI pipeline

WHY IT'S UNPRECEDENTED

The premise is absurd. The engineering is not. ODNP applies conservation-law economics to a one-dollar genesis supply. The joke is that no corners were cut.

7

Smallest Auditable Deflationary Contract

OneDollarNoiseCredit.sol
At ~150 lines of Solidity and 750,310 gas deployment cost (1.3% of block limit), OneDollarNoiseCredit is the smallest known fully-featured deflationary ERC-20 with on-chain accounting, event emission, and telemetry views.

EVIDENCE

  • ▸Single file: OneDollarNoiseCredit.sol
  • ▸Single inheritance: ERC20 (OpenZeppelin v5.0.1)
  • ▸Single override: _update() — the fee mechanism
  • ▸Three storage variables, six view functions, one event
  • ▸Zero admin functions. Deployment gas: 750,310

WHY IT'S UNPRECEDENTED

Security through radical simplicity — and it still has full telemetry.

8

Complete Ecosystem Coherence

contracts/
All Couch No Cage is an 18-contract ecosystem where every component serves the thesis. There are no vestigial features, no placeholder contracts, and no 'coming soon' placeholders. Every contract deployed is wired, tested, and functional.

EVIDENCE

  • ▸Phase 1 — Foundation: 8 contracts, 99 tests
  • ▸Phase 2a — Vault: 4 contracts, 72 tests
  • ▸Phase 2b — Genesis: 1 contract, 37 tests
  • ▸Phase 2c — Awards + LP: 2 contracts, ~63 tests
  • ▸Phase 2d — The Dollar: 1 contract, 27 tests
  • ▸Phase 2e — Micro-Vault: 2 contracts, 54 tests

WHY IT'S UNPRECEDENTED

Every loop closed. Every contract wired. 0 loose ends.

VERIFICATION

Prove It Yourself

SOURCE CODE

Every contract is readable. Every function is documented.

TEST SUITE

npx hardhat test → 352 passing

IPFS CID

Content-addressed, immutable, timestamped

CONSERVATION LAW

totalSupply() + totalBurned == MAX_SUPPLY

“This project did not set out to break records.
It set out to price noise precisely, contain wasted energy permanently,
and build the smallest possible system that accomplishes both.
The records are a side effect of not cutting corners on a joke.”

BUILT. TESTED. ARCHIVED. PERMANENT.