Honorary Recognition Program
The Honorary
Noise Award
333 awards. 6 categories. Each citation reads like a commendation.
The taxonomy is deliberate.
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Award Categories
Six Tiers of Recognition
Each category is structurally prestigious. Each citation is precisely calibrated. Category is assigned by Chainlink VRF. The taxonomy is non-negotiable.
Chief Noise Officer
“For distinguished service in uninformed commentary. Your commitment to speaking without evidence has been permanently archived.”
The Catalyst
“Without your ability to waste time at industrial scale, this entire blockchain ecosystem would not exist.”
Lifetime Achievement in Couch Criticism
“Decades of opinions from zero authority. Zero deployments. Zero commits. Remarkable consistency.”
Distinguished Time Thief
“Recognized for exceptional extraction of energy from productive individuals.”
Noise Laureate
“The highest honor in saying nothing loudly. Your volume-to-value ratio remains unmatched.”
Participation Trophy
“You showed up. That's... something. Your contribution has been measured and found to be approximately zero.”
This Is Documentation.
The Honorary Noise Award exists as a classification instrument. Each award is an ERC-721 with provably random category assignment. The award is tradeable — the classification it represents is permanent.
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